Officials of Ember Dragons

The best members are the elders of the clan. All of the following have been given top positions in Ember Dragons by our beloved El Presidente, Wuzup56.

Benjilliam: Vice Dictator

Keeli101: Secretary of Getting People to do What El Presidente wants them to.

All members who are not on our short list must work hard to join the ranks of the elite, or they shall be kicked. As of right now, the honorable clan of Ember Dragons needs a spy and a marshall, as well as many smaller elders to be minor politicians. Please comment if you wish to apply for the job.

Constitutions of Ember Dragons

This document is of the utmost importance to the faithful members of the clan Ember Dragons.  It is to be divided into five sections.  Anyone who disobeys this document will be kicked.

1.  El Presidente

El Presidente is the title given to the Supreme Dictator of this clan (or more commonly known as leader).  El Presidente is responsible for protecting, governing, and keeping the members in order.  It is your duty as a member of Ember Dragons to respect him, her, or it.  El Presidente has the power to kick anyone at anytime for any reason.  Do not ever think you are powerful, for El Presidente could kick you faster than you can say you are sorry.  Do not ever disobey El Presidente, or you will be kicked.  Do not ever think about disobeying El Presidente, or you will be kicked.  Do not ever even be within a ten mile radius of someone who is thinking about what would happen if he disobeyed El Presidente, or you will be kicked.  Don’t mess with El Presidente.

2.  Elders

Being an elder of the clan Ember Dragons is an honor.  An honor that can only be given by El Presidente.  If an elder promotes someone and they are not Vice Dictator, then they will be kicked.  Elders have the power in this great clan of ours to invite outsiders, which is an amazing duty.  But be warned, if any elder kicks a clan member and they are not Vice Dictator, they too will be kicked.  If you know any elders who have committed this horrible crime, do not hesitate to report it to El Presidente.  The problem will be taken care of.  Elders have a say in government, but only report your issues to the Vice Dictator or the Secretary of Getting People to Do What El Presidente Wants Them To.  Elders are junior members of government, but some can get the chance to become major players in the government if they are especially loyal.

3.  Ember Dragons and your life

Even as great as El Presidente is, he she or it is still human.  If you cannot go online for a few days, they will surely understand.  A week is pushing it, and in two weeks you will have to try the second best clan in the world.  We here at Ember Dragons know that our clan cannot control every aspect of your life, but we will control what you do in Clash of Clans.  If you have suggestions, don’t hesitate to bring them up with the Vice Dictator.  Again, though, El Presidente will not take any of that crap.  The clan is fine the way it is, and if you bug El Presidente, you will be kicked.  So, go ahead, join.  We are a fun, happy community as long as you don’t get on El Presidente’s nerves.

4.  Hoppers

As you can probably guess, El Presidente does not tolerate hoppers.  If you believe a member is about to hop, you can bring it up with the Vice Dictator or El Presidente.  We will kick the hopper, or you depending on whether or not you are lying.  By the way, El Presidente can always tell if someone is lying.  Do not invite hoppers again once they leave, and NEVER promote them.  You will be kicked even faster if you promote a hopper.  If a person on global chat says someone is a hopper, do not invite the accused hopper or you will be kicked.

5. JasonLifeCaster/Jason Mei and the story of the Great Revolution

These are the two accounts of the treacherous tyrant who founded this clan.  Many clans celebrate their founders, but alas, we cannot.  Jason is a cruel leader who very nearly destroyed the clan.  At this time there were two people in the clan.  Jason Mei (the second account of Jason) and another poor soul, whose name is lost to history.  Jason was a tyrant, and our great clan could never thrive under him as it does now.  But, a new hero was coming.  Wuzup 56 believed in something.  He believed in a fair government, which would support its citizens.  Because he is cool like that, Wuzup 56 fooled JasonLifeCaster into giving up his clan, saying that more people would join if he was leader.  Jason believed that Wuzup 56 would give the clan.  He was wrong.  Two days later, under the great leadership of Wuzup 56 the clan was up to 14 members.  All was going well, until JasonLifeCaster joined.  Wuzup 56 tolerated him, but when Jason threatened to report him to SuperCell, Wuzup did what he had to do.  The founder was kicked on both accounts.  Wuzup 56 later became the first El Presidente, and Benjilliam, a revolutionary ally to Wuzup, became the first Vice Dictator.  If Jason Life Caster or Jason Meir join the clan, instantly kick them.  Anyone who does not kick them will be kicked.

Written by Keeli101,
Secretary of Getting People to Do What El Presidente Wants Them To